nugget and i are hitting the road saturday for our first major road trip. is this really a good idea? do sane people drive long distances, cross many states with a three-year old in tow? please check “yes” or “no.”
as bad as i am about blogging on a regular basis, i will try really, super hard to post ridiculous photos and updates from our journey. twitter is likely to be the landing spot for most of these tidbits of humor and despair, and i know you won’t want to miss a single bit. so be sure to follow me or at least check out my twitter feed on the left-hand sidebar.
oh right, you wanted to know where exactly we’re headed to. why, central florida, of course. that’s where i was born and raised. i spent the majority of my formative years playing with and then working for the mouse. now i happily haul my daughter there to subject her to the media machine immerse her in the culture i grew up in.
nugget’s aunt jenny is playing her first ever orlando show at backbooth on may 25th. have you gotten your tickets yet? check out park ave cds – i heard they’ll give you a ticket when you purchase one of jenny’s records! so come out and join us as we officially celebrate me kicking cancer’s ass. it will be quite the party. kinda like this one (but sadly without bess rogers).
as africa hot as it is sure to be in florida right now, we’ll still have an excellent time. i’m a native, a pro at avoiding the scorching death rays with which the sun tortures the tourists.
there will be lots of late afternoon trips to the magic kingdom. we will watch far too many parades and shows, and spend hours making special trips to visit with her “friends” (disney characters).
there will be long walks around epcot’s world showcase with my friends and their tots. the mamas will enjoy adult beverages while we drink our way around the world and the kids will craft at each of the kidcot stations. it’s a win-win.
i will don my new, modest i’mamommynow swimsuit and brave a water park or two. i will most certainly make other mommies to suffer along with me.
we plan to stay until main street electrical parade makes its return to walt disney world on june 6th as part of summer nightastic! i am giddy with delight at the mere thought of sitting with nugget and watching her hear for the first time:
“ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, walt disney world proudly presents our spectacular festival pageant of nighttime magic and imagination in thousands of sparkling lights and electrosynthomagnetic musical sounds . . . the main street electrical parade!”
nugget just brought the vhs cassette of elp’s farewell season at disneyland into my office. she’s ready to do her homework. i’m ready to teach her baroque hoedown.
i’m ready to go home.